Forty-Four Awesome Memes That Should Have You Laughing

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  • 01
    Cartoon - When u don't use GPS because ur friend "got this" and then realize u just drove 20 miles past ur destination @MasiPonal
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    Nose - what rhymes with orange no it doesn't Listen here, you little shit
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    Poster - GOD DAMMIT INEED TO SHIT AND THERE'S NO0 TOILET UP HERE
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    Photograph - i borrowed my friend's laptop and here's the desktop 00:11:25: which is a little creepy but ok but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then BECAUSE I DIDNT AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER 00:11:27:1 1 I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
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    Photo caption - I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. NEW in the first half, not gonna lie They had
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    Grilling - Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard I love democracy.
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    Text - Guys Radioactive was a song written about Spider- Man, right? The very first lyrics of the song are "I'm waking up to ash and dust" pinenuttrekkie that song aged good like a fine wine
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    Text - valkyrie: now, as the newest heroine of earth you have to protect the spiderchild. we've all agreed on it. jane: sounds great, can i meet him? valkyrie: peter! peter: hi, miss thor, I'm so excited- PADMÉ?
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    Facial expression - The British Empire The sun wanting to set
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    Face - When you realise that if Obi-Wan's confusion was actually visible you wouldn't need subtitles to tell it [visible confusion]
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    Face - Me: *goes spearfishing for the first time* Parents at the kids pool:
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    Poster - You think I passed your dass because you explained the subject well? Teacher Well, yes Indian guy on YouTube Me ELaughing
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    Face - If life is unfair to everyone, does that make it fair?
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    Comics - PSST PROFESSOR THAT'S ILLEGAL УES MR MALFOY PSST HE NEEDS TO GET IN TROUBLE WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT SIR POTTER PLANS TO HAVE A WIZARD'S DUEL IN THE TROPHY ROOM AT MIDNIGHT LOOK AT THAT LITTLE MALFBOY THAT MIGHT NOT A BAD IDEA, HE COULD MAKE A GOOD CHASER S0 VIRTUOUS NO HE HAS STRONG MORALS A BEATER? ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU SHOULD LET HIM JOIN YOUR QUIDDITCH TEAM NEXT YEAR TO HONOR THAT A KEEPER? HE'S AN EXCELLENT SNITCH SEVERUS YOU'RE MISSING THE BIG PICTURE ALBUS THIS IS WHY HE WANTS TO KILL
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    Poster - Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet. Yeah... If only we had a master of the council here, he would make me a Jedi. Listen here, you little shit...
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    Text - Elementary: I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father College: I want to be free of this pain.
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    Cartoon - When you buy air but half of the bag is filled with chips Noooo!
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    Cartoon - 百科事共 mmmn tasty butterfly,
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    Junk food - I'm not even mad, I'm just BRAND Lightly Salted
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    Movie - WOOPWOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
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    Text - When your essay is due for tomorrow and you run out of references 1 This was once revealed to me in a dream. See R. Otto, Das Heilige. He has some
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    Text - sovietcigarettesandstuff: bobbyhellstrom: leandraholmes: We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid: "Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!" "Lord, throw some brains from the heavens." fave follow-up: "oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft." - "or stones as long as he hits the mark"
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    Text - JOAN OF ART @umcornell so i just found out that apparently, a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron, which means life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves THE HOOD ORACLE @emoblac. · Nov 10, 2018 What's on y'all mind 7:11 PM · Nov 16, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 259.1K Likes 74.1K Retweets
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    Text - THOU is the subject (Thou art..) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)
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    Job - OPOOPED IN AN ELEVATOR ITOOK THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER LEVEL Englip.eom
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    Text - Alcohol.because no great story ever started with a glass of milk!
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    Text - If you remove the first letter of Empty, it's pronounced the same way, if you remove the last letter, it's still the same and even if you go on to remove the the first, third and last last letters, You'll still be left with 'MT And if you remove every letter it still empty. lg: pun bible
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    Text - kaijuno I don't often wish death upon people but those utter spoiled cabbages that have those million lumen "fuck your eyes" headlights with their lifted trucks so that they can Thanos snap your retinas to dust in the rear view mirror as they tailgate you can go ahead and fucking cease to exist immediately 4,316 notes
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    Text - blizzy @BlairAlzuro Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea 4:35 pm · 13/06/2018 · Twitter for iPhone 223K Retweets 458K Likes
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    Text - Q 4 what if university burns down Google what if university burns down SEAF ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS BOOKS If a university burns down or is destroyed otherwise, all current students immediately graduate with a Bachelor's degree. A small price to pay for salvation.
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    Text - i found my favorite tumblr post again saddam-hussein-memorial-service British people be like *wakes up during a heart transplant" Right what's all this then
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    Text - ll T-Mobile LTE 12:31 PM @ 1 74% Daddy Carpenter> Today 12:24 PM 100% Pure Olive Ojl IMPORTED I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds? Thatll do it Well what do I do now? Walk Ok
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    Text - chiakies: Last night I had a dream that was about a family of three guys, a father and two sons, all together on a fishing trip and some woman came up and said “Oh, what are your guy's names?" and the father went "My name's Dean, and this is my son Bean." and the woman gestured to the other son questioningly and the dad got the most upset, disappointed look on his face and went "That's my other son, Sean." and l've never woken up laughing harder in my life.
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    Text - teen @tina_sanfilippo imagine naming ur daughter Lizard & she'll be called Liz & 1 day someone will ask "is your name Elizabeth" & she'll be like nah it's Lizard
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    Text - Man Uses Bread Loaf Cut Lengthwise To Make Extra Long Grilled Cheese November 6, 2019 13 There is one who I could follow. There is one I could call King.
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    Facial expression - Source: forassgard TOM TOM HIDDLESTrON HIDDLESTON hiddleston-daily templeofloki: What is with the look on his face he's like "Somewhere in the world, somebody is misquoting Shakespeare. I can sense it."
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    Nose - is a veryvery a so salty ayy so salt so very sal is a so salty
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    Text - arcaneloquence Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say: • As the prophecy foretold. • But at what cost? • So let it be written; so let it be done. • So.it has come to this. That's just what he/she/they would've said. Is this why fate brought us together? • And thus, I die. .just like in my dream. • Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be. • There is no escape from destiny. • Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen. • In t
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    Cartoon - Lenin's testament: Whatever you do, don't ever let Stalin be in charge of the party. Stalin: Huh. I wonder who that's for.
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    Movie - Literally everyone in the world I want every gun we have to fire on that man Basic Logic knowledge of politics Slight grip Morals on reality President Trump
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    Text - 21:09 Wed 7 Aug *1 93% Turkmenistan's leader does doughnuts next to flaming crater to prove he's not dead Posted about 4hrs ago WATCH 27s Turkmenistan's president was filmed driving around the flaming gas crater. (ABC News) After a weeks-long disappearance that sparked rumours of his death, the President of Turkmenistan has appeared on state television driving a rally car around a flaming gas crater known as "Hell's Gate". Key points: HH Browse Top Stories My Topics Just In
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    Text - There is a mutation that causes bones to become 8 times denser than normal that allow people to walk away from car accidents without a single fracture but with a trade-off of being unable to swim. 1, Share 652 44 BEST COMMENTS Eludio • 2h • a Jack Marston darth_vader_6969 • 2h l'd make that trade. Reply 66 TetraHCee • 1h koolcid999 • 25m the earth is 70% water buddy and, and AT MOST 30% cars
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    Text - Keep Calm and Carrion @JackOfQuills how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler 11:41 PM 11 Apr 18
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    Cartoon - If Adam and Eve had an argument, would it be a world war? I worry about you sometimes Candace.
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